you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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