Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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