at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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