I got chris browned last night
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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