so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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