How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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