Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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