yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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