Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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