return my video game
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I think i got beer on your cat.
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