Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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