Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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