To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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