I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We were destined to go to rehab together
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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