I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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