why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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