i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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