I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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