Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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