He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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