You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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