Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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