Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
