I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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