Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
did i walk over a car last night?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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