Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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