you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want her autograph on my taint
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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