isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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