did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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