I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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