Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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