Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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