Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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