i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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