What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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