Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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