Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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