everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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