I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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