did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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