You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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