Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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