Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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