You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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