5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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