But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
