She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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