o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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