U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
where are you?
Hypothermia
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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