So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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