They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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