Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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