I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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