im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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