Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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