Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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