If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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