OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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