She went from zero to smokin in five shots
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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