Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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