We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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